Maybe you’ve heard that wiz is sterile, but guess what… YOU’RE WRONG. But it’s still probably OK to drink it if you think you’re going to die (maybe? there are arguments against this, but I dunno, I’ve never almost died and if you’re ever in that situation, do you trust the US Army or Bear Grylls more?). If you’re into watersports, you go Glen Coco. Dan Savage says it’s generally safe, especially if you’ve loaded up on beers beforehand.
If you’re human of course.
If you’re a lobster, beer is probably a bad idea? But pissing on your lover is probably not.
Lobsters do some elaborate flirting for each 2-ish-week-fling they get into. This sometimes starts with a fight, as the dude doesn’t realize it’s a lady vying for his attention and spunk, rather than another bubba trying to steal his home. But once she pees on him from her face he realizes all is good and maybe he can get laid now?
Let’s not skip the part about how lobster golden showers come from the face. From their “nephropores”/peeholes:
I love that picture because it looks like the lobster has gone full-on Mr. Burns.
Anyway, after she’s drained her main vein, the lobsterella has hopefully convinced her would-be romeo to stop attacking her and start getting to know her, biblically.
Even though that looks like some hot missionary lobster-on-lobster pounding, lobsters fertilize externally, so there is no PIV happening here, just spew, spew, spew.
Sources
- Sex-identifying urine and molt signals in lobster (Homarus americanus), J Atema & D Cowan (Journal of Chemical Ecology)
- Urine release in freely moving catheterised lobsters (Homarus americanus) with reference to feeding and social activities, Breithaupt et al (Journal of Experimental Biology)
- Agonistic Behavior in Freshwater Crayfish The Influence of
Intrinsic and Extrinsic Factors on Aggressive Encounters and Dominance, P Moore (Book Chapter) - Unknown Life of Lobsters: Sex, Robots, and Beyond, S Markey (National Geographic News)
- Sex, violence, and pee in the face – lobster love turns out to be a smelly business (Fish and Aquatic News)
Sexy Science Facts 
